HARD TO SWALLOW PILLS
February 22, 2019
12:43PM
Ben: How's the mother fricking attitude coming
Ben: (MFA)
Ben: U cop yet?
Me: Did you just ask me if I've "copped" my MFA
February 19, 2019
7:06PM
Therapist: I think you intellectualize your feelings in order to avoid feeling them
Me: what feelings
Therapist: ......... (mic drop)
February 07, 2019
08:52PM
julia, 21 yo: I think everyone I like isn't single
me: it's only going to get worse when you're older
January 24, 2019
11:04AM
walking around the gym listening to ariana grande is the ultimate strength training
January 18, 2019
10:13PM
U-this/U-that designer
January 05, 2019
01:14AM
toby said 'lacan' and I immediately hit the vape
January 04, 2019
02:27PM
something very fucked up about watching marie kondo so fragilely and gracefully express gratitude to a tank top that says SQUAD GOALS
December 02, 2018
10:11PM
My phone corrected crush to virus and for once that’s an accurate mistake like YES having a crush IS like a having a goddamn virus
November 30, 2018
11:05PM
All The Guys At The Mitski Show Look Like Men I’ve Dated Before
November 25, 2018
12:43PM
Read the words “post-thanksgiving” and thought it was going to be some pseudo-intellectual hot take on prevailing structures of American imperialism but it was about food coma
November 16, 2018
03:57PM
Moonmoons are petpets for moons
November 14, 2018
11:17PM
How is everyone on my Instagram feed in forbes 30 under 30
November 01, 2018
09:59PM
panic! at the discourse
October 14, 2018
11:38PM
When u type “hehe” and the autofill options are “hehehehehehehe” and “hegemony”
October 09, 2018
10:31PM
Pro/con list of grad school:
Pro: never have to take the L train
Con: taking all kinds of other Ls
October 07, 2018
07:40PM
In bed with a fever reading articles on kavanaughs confirmation is the literal manifestation of the phrase “burning in hell"
October 04, 2018
12:48AM
lmao the venn diagram of people who applaud the ‘grievance studies’ hoax and people who support kavanaugh is a perfect circle
September 29, 2018
05:46PM
show me a school to industry pipeline that doesn't result in disillusionment
September 28, 2018
02:13PM
Women are constantly required to find new ways to survive
September 22, 2018
10:35PM
Your mcm wears a future is female shirt to the club
September 21, 2018
03:35PM
Someone asked me why I’m never in studio late at night and I didn’t know how to say that after 10PM my brain thinks Graphic Design is stupid
September 20, 2018
09:32PM
hot take of the day: aesthetics-based (as opposed to utility-based) visual production is the most meaningless and inconsequential activity to engage in and build an identity over
dont @ me about it
September 19, 2018
02:55PM
used microsoft office for the first time in years and am shook that the save icon is still a floppy disk
September 03, 2018
11:15AM
"I love him unironically" — the bravest thing you can say in 2018
August 28, 2018
10:09PM
“Straight white men” was about as subversive as pink notebooks that say FEMINISM in gold lettering
August 22, 2018
08:17PM
it shouldve been called to all the white boys i love
August 19, 2018
12:54PM
“You don’t want to birth half of a shithead” — May on choosing the right partner as a babydaddy
July 30, 2018
11:28AM
TMy autocorrect changed linkin park to LinkedIn today is cancelled